I'd like to thank the academy.....

I was just awarded the hotly coveted Damn Dirty Ape award by my fabulous best friend Celyn aka Shane over at celynslittleblog .

First of all, let me say thank you to my BFF for this prestigious honor!

Without further ado, I will get down to the moment you've all been waiting for....my acceptance list- 5 things that either titillate me or make me laugh (preferably in an evil manner- mwah ha ha ha!!! - laughs evilly- )
In the spirit of being a truly damned and truly dirty ape, I shall not only list 5 things which either titillate me, or make me laugh (preferably in an evil manner, but we'll see...), but shall also attempt to include at least a couple that do both!

1- The books of Christopher Moore, in the 'makes me laugh' category....Slacker vampires, Zombie Santa, a thrift store owned by Death... I could go on and on. If you're a fan of awesomeness, then I highly recommend his books.

2- Naomi Campbell, in the titillation category (of course!), for all the obvious reasons. She can throw her cell phone at me any day!

3 - Noel Fielding and Julian Barratt, a winning combination for BOTH categories in a big way - see my previous blog posting for further explanation but, in a nutshell, it's because they're funny! hysterically so! and sexy! as hell!! Okay, so it's not evil laughter, but, hey- don't worry! I'll try to work at least one of those into this list....maybe when you least expect it! mwhahahaha! Oh, sorry, my bad- didn't I just say that was for later?

4- Eleanor the Tour Whore....guess which category she falls under? Okay, it's the 'makes me laugh' category- Rich Fulcher is hilarious!!....Although, first let me state for the record that I don't personally find Rich Fulcher hot, not even in drag (although the drag is an improvement, from my point of view), but.... well, lets put it this way: If I'd had four beers and it was last call at Z-girls and I looked over to find Ms. Eleanor staring back at me, batting her lashes and saying "Hellooooooooo"... you know what? I'm not gonna lie- probably! Okay maybe three beers, lol. But he has to keep the wig on.
"I've got a love shack in Aculpulco and you can mess me up fun time!" LOL

Last but not least (drum roll please!)........

























#5- Hard-core CBT action. Because it's hot. Also funny.  Aaand there's that evil laugh I promised you. ;-D